80 Really Funny Music Quotes And Captions Of All Time
| February 27, 2021 | Funny Quotes |
Looking for most witty and funny music quotes ? We have rounded up the best collection of funny music quotes, sayings, captions, status, funny messages, slogans, (with images and pictures) that covers classical, country, jazz, rap, rock and roll, love songs lyrics, to help you grow and laugh.
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Music is a great soul unifier. It bonds people from all cultures who share their love of a good song. With a suitable music genre our mood can be uplifted, be it happy or sad. Soulful, rock and peppy music are like positive reminders and lighthearted expressions from time to time.
So here's a collection of funny music quotes from various musicians, performers, composers and songwriter's in the music making business and industry.
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Funny Music Quotes And Captions
"So much music too little time."Funny Music Quotes
"Without music life would be Bb"Cute And Funny Music Quotes
"I don't sing in the shower I perform."Sarcastic Music Quotes
"Turn up the music down the drama."Funny Music Quotes Images
"Shut up. My favorite song is playing."Funny Music Quotes Humor
"I am home alone. Time to start my concert."Funny Quotes About Music
"Dogs smoke in France."— Ozzy Osbourne
"Money doesn't talk, it swears." ― Bob Dylan
"Sometimes I need to be alone with my music."
"Music makes sense when everything else is crazy."Funny Music Quotes Of All Time
"The piano has been drinking, not me." — Tom Waits
"Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny." ― Frank Zappa
"A day without music is like just kidding. I have no idea."Funny Music Jokes Quotes
"Life without music is like Facebook without notifications."Funny Music Sayings
"Music lover's problem: chewing food to the beat of a song."Music Quotes Funny
"Competitions are for horses, not artists." — Bela Bartok
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds." — Mark Twain
"I smash guitars because I like them." — Pete Townshend
"Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life." — Jean Paul
"Lesser artists borrow, great artists steal." — Igor Stravinsky
"The real problem with reality is the lack of background music."Funny Music Quotes On Life
"It's not that I am ignoring you, it's just that this is a really good song."Funny Music Memes Quotes
"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong."Funny Quotes Music
"Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings." — Jelly Roll Morton
"Music expresses that which cannot be put into words." — Victor Hugo
"To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon
"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture." — Steve Martin
"If everybody was happy in relationship there wouldn't be any good music."Funny Music Quotes Pictures
"My neighbours listen to some excellent music. Whether they like it or not."
"Sometimes we pee on each other before we go on stage." — Trent Reznor
"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." — Igor Stravinsky
"I want to do a musical movie. Like Evita, but with good music." — Elton John
"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain." — Bob Marley
"I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes." — Jimi Hendrix
"A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't." — Tom Waits
"My brain: 2% phone numbers, 3% names, 5% school knowledge, 90% song lyrics."Funny Relatable Music Quotes
"Finding old music you used to love is like getting back in touch with an old friend."
"My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence." — Edith Sitwell
"Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune." — Kin Hubbard
"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." — Berthold Auerbach
"I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on."Very Funny Music Quote
"I stole everything I ever heard, but mostly I stole from the horns." — Ella Fitzgerald
"All music is folk music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song." — Louis Armstrong
"Andrew Lloyd Webber's music is everywhere, but so is AIDS." — Malcolm Williamson
"To listen is an effort, and just to hear is no merit. A duck hears also." — Igor Stravinsky
"Let's take a moment to thank earphones for helping us ignore stupid people all around us."
"When an instrument fails on stage it mocks you and must be destroyed!" ― Trent Reznor
"All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff." — Frank Zappa
"My taste in music ranges from "you need to listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me"."
"You never realize how inappropriate your music is, until your parents are in the car with you."
"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland." — Woody Allen
"If some day we all go to prison for illegally downloading music, I just hope that they split us by genre."
"Let me be clear about this: I don't have a drug problem, I have a police problem." — Keith Richards
"To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan and not quite enough time." — Leonard Bernstein
"Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost." — Harold C. Schonberg
"Jazz will endure just as long people hear it through their feet instead of their brains." — John Philip Sousa
"Singing is the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soup opera."
"Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable or am I miserable because listen to pop music?" — John Cusack
"In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show." — Marilyn Manson
"Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness." — Maya Angelou
"In order to compose, all you need to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of." — Robert Schumann
"That awkward moment when you realize that the music our parents used to live to is much better than what we listen to today."
"Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man." — Thomas Beecham
"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music." — Friedrich Nietzsche
"That awkward moment when your cell phone going off full volume at a funeral. Even more awkward if your ringtone is, 'I will survive.'."
"Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there an also dropped hammer." — John Ruskin
"Music makes one feel so romantic – at least it always gets on one's nerves – which is the same thing nowadays." —Oscar Wilde
"Rock 'n' roll will never die. There'll always be some arrogant little brat who wants to make music with a guitar." — Dave Edmunds
"When I was a little boy, I told my dad, 'When I grow up, I want to be a musician.' My dad said: 'You can't do both, Son." — Chet Atkins
"Life can't be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years." — William F. Buckley, Jr.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk in order to provide articles for people who can't read." — Frank Zappa
"Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled." — George Bernard Shaw
"We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth." — Dave Berry
"There's nothing like the eureka moment of knocking off a song that didn't exist before – I won't compare it to s**, but it lasts longer." — Paul McCartney
"The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. It is he who invented the sublime art of ruining poetry." — Erik Satie
"A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians. — Frank Zappa
"There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between." — Thomas Beecham
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'."— Bob Newhart
"I don't deserve a Songwriters Hall of Fame Award. But fifteen years ago, I had a brain operation and I didn't deserve that, either. So I'll keep it." — Quincy Jones
"It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself." — Johann Sebastian Bach
"I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?" — Victor Borge
"I think John would have liked Free As A Bird. In fact, I hope somebody does this to all my crap demos when I'm dead, making them into hit songs." — George Harrison
"There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem." — George Bernard Shaw
"I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws." — Charles-Pierre Baudelaire
"I never had much interest in the piano until I realized that every time I played, a girl would appear on the piano bench to my left and another to my right." — Duke Ellington
"We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip may be depended upon in any kind of musical emergency." — Mark Twain
"I am a musician. I will play for free anytime all the time but I need five hundred bucks to move my equipment and a hundred dollars to pay the sound guy. Thank you for drinking and dancing."
"I once sent him a song and asked him to mark a cross wherever he thought it was faulty. Brahms returned it untouched, saying 'I don't want to make a cemetery of your compositions.' " — Hugo Wolf
"Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes." — Bill Cosby
"The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough." — Andy Rooney
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Ananya Bhatt
I am Ananya a Graduate from Holmes College Sydney. I am a professional speaker and I love motivating people and inspire them to pursue their dreams. I have been an active contributor to The Random Vibez from last 2 years. Sharing quotes, proverbs, and sayings of great authors to touch people's lives to make it better.
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